Damn you fire throwing turtles, why don’t you just let my Super Mario pass through the pipe drain so that he can rescue his princess????? I haven’t bath like in ages, even the pizza in my lap is rotten and it stinks….. plzzzzzzz plzzz plzzzz plzzz…. oh no no no nooooo. I have to do it all over again. DAMN YOU TURTLES!!!!
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The sad thing is that he’s actually hot
Just like me… except for the cigarette.
Right…because tons of people play Super Mario on their X-Boxes…
Looks like a Redditor to me.
Unemployed, no friends, no girlfriend, and no life to speak of..
Ha! I’m employed and I still look like that on the weekends! xD